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How to catch a fish that isn’t hungry?

BONUS:

ermathursty:

Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.

redglarestuck:

fayghost:

youreallybuttermybiscuit:

Totally True Homestuck Fact #1010: Terezi can magically grow eyebrows when threatened.

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MOMO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOLY SHIT

supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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 right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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hi:

me and my dog type each other messages sometimes

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tetsuoatehimbread:

9 favorite pictures of back at it again at krispy kreme

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

theboywholikesfire:

I sorta did a thing.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

track name: 爆走夢歌
artist: Diggy-MO'
play count: 16045

animeauthority:

Soul Eater OST
"Bakusou Yume Uta" Explosive Dream Song - Third Ending Theme
Preformed by Diggy-MO’

ruinedchildhood:

this is why I have trust issues

you-me-kuri:

Are you sure

track name: huh
artist: kanye west
play count: 776879

wussypillow:

puppy383:

huh

HAAAH